1 00:00:06,625 --> 00:00:09,166 [disembodied voice] You're doomed! Doomed! 2 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:42,166 [moody music] 3 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:07,333 [thunder clap] 4 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:21,416 [thunder clap] 5 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:33,000 [music stops] 6 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:38,666 [music resumes] 7 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:47,583 [whispers] Arbor Day. 8 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:37,250 [Raymond] [clears throat] 9 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,250 [Nurse] Arbor Day... 10 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:40,083 Hmmm? 11 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:44,291 I wonder what he meant by "Arbor Day"? 12 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,708 [knowingly] Arbor Day. 13 00:02:57,541 --> 00:02:59,416 I can tell you about Arbor Day. 14 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,500 It happened a long time ago. 15 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:06,458 In color. 16 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,041 It started out 17 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:12,125 just like any other day. 18 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:25,041 [heavy breathing] 19 00:03:25,208 --> 00:03:27,166 [Dad] Honey, honey, please wait. 20 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,125 Whew! 21 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:32,458 [Elmer] Do you think we’ll find a swell place to plant our tree, Daddy? 22 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:33,416 Sure Elm. 23 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:35,666 The woods are full of great places to plant trees. 24 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:38,625 We’ll look for the best one, and we’ll plant that baby! 25 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:41,000 Gee, Arbor Day sure is neat, Dad! 26 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:42,208 [Dad Laughs] 27 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:44,750 Well as a botanist, I think it’s pretty neat, too. 28 00:03:45,708 --> 00:03:47,583 Honey, honey... would you like me to take over? 29 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:50,541 Oh no dear. I’m feeling as strong as an ox. 30 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:53,208 [Dad] Damn E-R-A. 31 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:54,291 [Elmer] Daddy... 32 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,250 What is it, Elm? 33 00:03:57,708 --> 00:04:00,416 [reluctantly] Why does mommy have so much hair on her face? 34 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:05,166 [sighs] You should see her pits. 35 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,583 [gasping for air] 36 00:04:14,416 --> 00:04:16,583 [Dad] I’ll be alright, really, really I’m OK. 37 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,750 [Mom] Alright, relax. 38 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,458 I’m gonna be OK. I’m gonna be alright. 39 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:24,333 [Mom] I told you not to wear long sleeves 40 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:28,541 [Dad] [gasping] 41 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:30,083 Ohhhh boy. 42 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,000 [Mom] Deep breaths... 43 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:33,250 [Dad] [gasping] 44 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:34,375 [Mom] Alright... 45 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,666 [Dad] [gasping] 46 00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:39,291 I’m gonna be OK. I’m gonna be alright. 47 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:42,708 [Mom] Well maybe next time you won’t fill your pockets so heavy 48 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:44,791 you didn’t need your wallet 49 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:47,041 you didn’t need your keys 50 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:50,083 and you don’t need spare change in the forest! 51 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,250 [slap] 52 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,016 [gasps] 53 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,458 [Beatnik] Hey cats, you dropped your bags. 54 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,458 Happy Arbor Day! 55 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:58,750 [Dad] Thanks! 56 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,791 Wow, this must be our lucky day. 57 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:08,708 [pick sound] 58 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:13,708 This sucks. 59 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,166 [bird tweets] 60 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,458 I gotta work on fucking Arbor Day! 61 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:28,666 I hate this fucking job. 62 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:30,625 [bird squawk] 63 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,041 Bingo! 64 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:40,583 [muttering] 65 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:42,208 [bird tweet] 66 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:45,641 [bird squawk] 67 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:48,583 Bingo. 68 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:50,583 Ah shit. 69 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,416 [sizzle sound] 70 00:05:52,583 --> 00:05:54,041 [demeanor change] Howdy folks! 71 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:56,416 [Elmer] Hi Mr. Forest Ranger! Happy Arbor Day! 72 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:58,750 [Ranger] And a happy Arbor Day to you, too! 73 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:00,666 Say that sure is a beauty! 74 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:02,625 You know when I was your age 75 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,416 me and my daddy planted a tree just like that one. 76 00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:07,583 You know that tree’s still standing there today. 77 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,333 Sometimes I go back and look at that tree... 78 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,083 It’s like a piece of my past. 79 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,416 How come you’re not planting trees today? 80 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,583 [Dad] Well Elm, 81 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,541 Mr. Ranger has a very important job. 82 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,750 He has to make sure the forest the forest is safe 83 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:22,250 for all the campers. 84 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:24,375 [Ranger] Speaking of safety, you folks remember 85 00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:26,583 we share this forest with our animal friends. 86 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:29,541 Respect the woods, and it’ll respect you. 87 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:32,166 [Mom] Thank you Mr. Ranger, bye! 88 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:35,583 Bye bye now, and you folks have a happy Arbor Day. 89 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,100 Assholes. 90 00:06:46,208 --> 00:06:47,041 [Dad] There. 91 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:48,500 That oughta do it. 92 00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:51,291 You know Elm, I think we picked a perfect location. 93 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:55,041 There’s rich topsoil, ample sunlight and plenty of water. 94 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:58,333 All the ingredients necessary for a plant to grow up healthy. 95 00:06:58,666 --> 00:07:02,125 Wow! Our tree’s gonna last a hundred million, zillion years! 96 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:03,416 Ha ha ha. 97 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,750 Well Elm, I don’t know if it will be here that long 98 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:08,416 But it should be here for years for us to come and enjoy it. 99 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:10,666 [growl] 100 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:13,541 Look Daddy, a man in a bear suit! 101 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:15,041 [Bear sighs] 102 00:07:16,291 --> 00:07:17,250 [slap] 103 00:07:17,416 --> 00:07:19,208 [whispers] 104 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:21,583 Look Daddy, a GRIZZLY BEAR! 105 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,708 [Bear snarls] 106 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:28,791 [Dad] [kissing noises] 107 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:32,333 Come here, lil’ fella. Cmon... 108 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,750 I’ve got a nice fig newton for ya. 109 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:37,708 Good boy! [kissing noises] 110 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,500 Here ya go [kissing noises] 111 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:44,625 C'mon. [kissing noises] C'mon. That’s good. 112 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:47,250 Please Daddy I'm scared! 113 00:07:47,791 --> 00:07:50,291 Relax Elmer, it’s only a little bear. 114 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:51,541 [kissing noises] 115 00:07:51,666 --> 00:07:54,166 What do you think a bear is doing in this part of the woods? 116 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,541 He’s probably just a little hungry. 117 00:07:56,583 --> 00:07:58,708 [00:08 07.23]Hey you know, it is mating season 118 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:00,708 He’s probably hungry for a little love. 119 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:01,750 [chuckles] 120 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:04,250 Honey, not in front of Elmer. 121 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:07,125 Please Daddy, please! 122 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:10,125 Ah Elm, this guy’s been around humans so long 123 00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:11,708 he’s probably tame as a kitten. 124 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:15,250 Please daddy! Please, please! 125 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:16,750 Relax Elmer. 126 00:08:17,125 --> 00:08:19,250 Your father wouldn't feed the bear if it wasn’t safe. 127 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:23,083 C’mon Elm, he’s probably more afraid of us then we are of him 128 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:24,416 You watch this... 129 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:27,416 [splat] [dramatic music] 130 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:28,750 [scream] 131 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:32,291 [spit] 132 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:35,291 ELMER! RUN!!!!!!! 133 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:40,208 [ferocious roar] 134 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:46,166 [Mom] [gasping] [menacing growls] 135 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,125 No! 136 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:50,416 [growls and heavy breathing] 137 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:51,541 Please!!! 138 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:58,208 [Bear growls] [Mom whimpers] 139 00:08:58,708 --> 00:09:01,041 [tearing sound] [scream] 140 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,375 [roaring sound] [frightened moans] 141 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,583 [blood curdling scream] 142 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,166 [Doctor] Strange case with this Jacob’s boy. 143 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:21,166 As a youth he witnessed his parents being mauled by a bear. 144 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,083 His father was decapitated. 145 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,208 And they found traces of bear semen 146 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,083 in his mother's mutilated body. 147 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:29,416 God! What a horrible story! 148 00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:31,125 Poor child. 149 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,458 Yes, and to add to the tragedy 150 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:35,666 the event occurred on Arbor Day 151 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:37,125 [dramatic bells] 152 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:39,291 making the holiday unbearable. 153 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:41,333 Poor kid. 154 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:42,333 Imagine... 155 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,666 not being able to celebrate Arbor Day. 156 00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:47,250 [contemplating] No, no. 157 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:51,041 Oddly enough the only day of the year that his brainwaves 158 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:52,750 show any change is on Arbor Day. 159 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:56,583 The rest of the year he remains in a catatonic trance. 160 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,791 What the HELL is that?!? 161 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:03,750 It’s the New York Mets, Doctor. 162 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,416 "It’s the NY Mets, Doctor." The NY Mets. 163 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:08,666 And tell me missy, 164 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:11,666 Who are the mets playing their next home game, hmm? 165 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:15,291 The Cubs. 166 00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:16,541 Who? 167 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,291 The Cubs, Doctor. 168 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,083 "The Cubs, Doctor." 169 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,250 The Cubs, Doctor. 170 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:23,083 [louder] The Cubs, Doctor! 171 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,666 And I take it you intend to remind poor Elmer 172 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:27,708 of his early childhood trauma, hmm? 173 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,250 Why don’t you just run up to him and say, 174 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:32,291 "Look out Elmer, there’s a bear behind you!" 175 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:37,166 [growling sounds] 176 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:43,416 [snorting and roaring] 177 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,583 Don’t you realize the mere mention of the word bear 178 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,750 can prolong poor Elmer’s recovery? 179 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,375 Now exercise your sensitivity 180 00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:54,166 and change that channel! 181 00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,750 [click] [roar] 182 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:01,625 [click] [old piano music] 183 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,250 [click] It’s soft and luxurious 184 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:07,791 [click] helping to create a fire danger level that is elevated 185 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,583 [click] press conference with George Bush. That's better. 186 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:13,416 [TV] We now return to our regularly scheduled program 187 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,458 So you’re saying that the only day that Elmer's brainwaves 188 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,208 show any change is on Arbor Day? 189 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,125 [savage roars] 190 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,750 Yes, yes I did say that. 191 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,750 Well, correct me if I’m wrong doctor but 192 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:28,750 isn't tomorrow Arbor Day? 193 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,125 [dramatic bells] 194 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:31,750 Why yes. Yes it is. 195 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:34,125 We better prepare some type of restraint 196 00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:35,625 as a protective measure. 197 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,416 It pains me to have to have to chain up 198 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,583 such a poor human being like this. 199 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,416 [Briggs] Well if you ask me 200 00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:45,750 all these freaks should be chained up 201 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,500 just like animals 202 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,125 'cause that’s all they are. 203 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,166 They ain’t no human beings. 204 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,083 Mr. Briggs 205 00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:56,166 I thought I told you to mop up all of C-Section. 206 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:57,750 Maybe you should attend to your job 207 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,500 or I'll attend to it for you. 208 00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:01,375 When you’re through with that 209 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:03,750 then you may return and clean Mr. Jacob’s room. 210 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,458 Have it done by midnight. 211 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,375 Yes, sir. 212 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,708 Oh and Briggs 213 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,375 In the future I’ll thank you 214 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,750 to keep your uneducated comments to yourself. 215 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,416 You know, he hasn't been the same 216 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,416 since he had his neck slammed in that car door. 217 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,125 Well some just don’t understand 218 00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:30,041 that crazy people are people too 219 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,416 they just need someone to look out for them 220 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:33,750 and take care of them. 221 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:36,708 It’s two o'clock, doctor. 222 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,125 Ooh I'm late. 223 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,083 [eerie music] 224 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:53,083 [door opening] [keys jingling] 225 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:56,416 [door closing] 226 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:02,416 [Briggs] Well if it isn't the freak. 227 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,041 Hi Freaky. 228 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:06,375 Whatcha starin' at? 229 00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:07,458 Huh? 230 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,166 What’s the matter? Bear got your tongue? 231 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,416 I know all about you freaky 232 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,208 And I bought you a present 233 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:16,208 Yeah, a surprise. 234 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:17,250 Look here. 235 00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:19,333 [growls] 236 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,416 You like it? 237 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,416 Happy Ar-Bear Day Freaky 238 00:13:24,416 --> 00:13:25,291 Awwww. 239 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,583 Looks like your Daddy wasn't the only one 240 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:30,583 who lost his head that day, huh, Freaky? 241 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:34,333 And I bet your momma loved when that bear... 242 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:39,000 [clock chimes] 243 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,375 [ropes tearing] 244 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:47,000 [threatening music] 245 00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:50,708 [choking sounds] 246 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,541 Hey! I was only kidding! 247 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,583 I really didn't think your momma enjoyed it! 248 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:07,683 I swear! 249 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,750 Hey, I'm sorry. I’m sorry. I didn't mean it. 250 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,250 I swear! I’m sorry! 251 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:15,083 Hey, Elmer... 252 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:21,583 [choking sounds] 253 00:14:26,541 --> 00:14:28,500 [music intensifies] 254 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,750 [squish] [groans] 255 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,208 [squishes and screams] 256 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:34,975 [splat] 257 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:44,125 [more squishes and groans] 258 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,250 [splat] 259 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,541 This is really taking a lot out of me. 260 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:50,791 [squishes/screams] 261 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:56,625 [howls] [squish] 262 00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:58,083 Ewwwwww. 263 00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,166 [splat] 264 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:07,125 [squish, splat, screams etc.] 265 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:13,458 [rip, squish, tear, scream] 266 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,416 [splat, tear, squish, scream] 267 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,583 [clank] 268 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,083 [last gasp] 269 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:24,208 [body crash] 270 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,416 [rattling] 271 00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:32,375 [silence] 272 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:38,583 [rock music] [Arbor Day Theme] 273 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:48,291 Every year when the leaves turn green 274 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:54,041 You wanna blow off school, you wanna let off steam. 275 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,625 Cause you hate your job and you hate your old man 276 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,625 they don’t wanna ROCK! They don’t understand 277 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,250 that it’s ARBOR DAY 278 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:08,375 A time to grow 279 00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:11,250 'Cause it’s Arbor Day 280 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,708 A time to reap what you sow. 281 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:24,750 My fruit is ripe and my branches strong 282 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:30,458 And I'll plant anybody who does me wrong. 283 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,291 Now I got some beer and I got some weed 284 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,416 What better day to plant my seed 285 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,458 than on ARBOR DAY 286 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,708 A time to grow 287 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,625 'Cause it’s Arbor Day 288 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,083 A time to reap what you sow. 289 00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:56,416 [smoking guitar solo] 290 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,791 [whizzing down the frets] 291 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,083 [guitar melting finale] 292 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,666 Sometimes you gotta stand up 293 00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:09,583 for the things that you believe 294 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:12,208 Stand as tall as trees 295 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,666 Kill the enemies like weeds! 296 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:19,541 So I prune a bush in my baby's park 297 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:26,000 and my stem is hard, I want to make her bark. 298 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,083 'Cause she cuts my roots and she sets me free 299 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,166 She taps my sap like a maple tree. 300 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,250 And it’s ARBOR DAY 301 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:39,000 A time to grow. 302 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,250 'Cause its Arbor Day 303 00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:46,416 A time to reap what you sow. 304 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,416 Arbor Day 305 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,500 [slow music fade] 306 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:09,808 [Stacey] Hey Pitbull 307 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,750 how much longer 'til we reach this place? 308 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,375 [Pitbull] Jeeze Stace, I dunno. 309 00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:16,541 Last time I was out here I was so high on angel weed 310 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:19,083 It seemed like it only took ten seconds. 311 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,666 [Jen] Well we better get their soon 312 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:23,166 because my feet are killing me and I’m starving. 313 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,708 Well hey Jen, I got some nuts... 314 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,083 [rattle] 315 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,208 [boing] 316 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,750 Charlie you’re such an asshole! 317 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,416 [Charlie] [bad Spanish accent] What’s the matter? 318 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,791 Can’t you take ze joke? 319 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,583 [irritating laugh] Good one! 320 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,583 Hey Stacey, chuck on some tunes. 321 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,250 [click] 322 00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:41,166 [radio] We interrupt regular programming 323 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,416 for a special bulletin. 324 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,125 A crazed lunatic has just escaped from the South Oaks 325 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,291 insane asylum. Police warn he is extremely dangerous 326 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:48,416 and was last seen heading towards 327 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,250 [click] God! 328 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:52,000 All they play is news and commercials these days. 329 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,333 [Jen] Hey Stace what's with those two? 330 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,458 They’re so creepy and they don't talk to anybody. 331 00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:00,375 Just leave them alone. They’re ok, they're just shy. 332 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,041 Look, sis! 333 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,416 A perfect specimen of Salt-spray Rose! 334 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,083 Ooh that’s a beauty, Bobby. 335 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,500 And look at the symmetry of the veni-structure! 336 00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:11,375 Now that’s a marvel of vegetive nutritional transport. 337 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,250 We'll have to put this one in the scrap book. 338 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:17,500 C'mon you two, join the party! 339 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,750 Hey we gotta be close. 340 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:23,416 I remember bumping into this stump last time. 341 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,458 Eureka! 342 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,583 This way dudes! 343 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,083 [Charlie] Boy, Pitbull 344 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,291 the way you sniff out drugs you should work at the airport. 345 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:35,666 [All] [laugh] 346 00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:39,500 I’m telling you, Detective 347 00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:41,708 we’ve got to find this boy and quick! 348 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,041 In his mental condition 349 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,125 there's no telling what he might do. 350 00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:48,250 Yeah, I'm inclined to believe you, Doc 351 00:19:48,416 --> 00:19:50,166 after what he did to the attendant. 352 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,166 What was his name? Briggs? 353 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,416 [squish] 354 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,416 Figures I gotta spend my Arbor Day 355 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,291 tracking down some psycho. 356 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:58,583 Please hurry, Detective. 357 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,666 I'm afraid he might be in some danger. 358 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:05,000 Suicidal tendencies are quite common around the holidays. 359 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,291 Well no offense, Doc 360 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,500 but I’m a little more worried 361 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,708 about the other 4 billion people out there. 362 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,458 Voila! 363 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,500 I told you I'd find this place. 364 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,750 This place is awful. 365 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,750 Yeah, it’s kind of creepy. 366 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,291 I dunno, I kinda like it. 367 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:39,250 [bad accent] It makes me feel right at home. 368 00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:40,583 [laughs] 369 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,083 Don't worry, Sunshine. 370 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,708 After a few lines of my mystical guru powder 371 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,416 this place will look like the Taj Mahal. 372 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,583 I don’t know guys, this place doesn’t look too safe 373 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,750 the floors could be rotten. We could all get hurt. 374 00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:56,208 Are you kidding, sis? 375 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,458 This building is at least fifty years old. 376 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,041 It must have been built 377 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,083 according to the old building codes. 378 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,541 I bet it's still as solid as a rock. 379 00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:07,125 What's this kid know anyway? 380 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:08,666 You can believe him 381 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,541 He’s a whiz at calculus, biology, physics... 382 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,625 Not to mention mechanical engineering 383 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,791 psychology and chemistry. 384 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,375 Chemistry? 385 00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,791 The only thing I remember about chemistry is that time 386 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:22,750 I brewed up some wicked mushroom dust 387 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,458 for the Ted Nugent concert. 388 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,125 C'mon, trust me. 389 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,041 Hey you kids! RUN! RUN! 390 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:31,750 It's not safe! 391 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,458 The place is evil! 392 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,375 You'll all perish! 393 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:40,375 You're doomed! DOOMED! 394 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,416 Yeah! 395 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,583 And a Happy Arbor Day to you too, pal! 396 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:49,791 I’m starting to have second thoughts about this place. 397 00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:53,333 C'mon Smiley Face. There's nothing to worry about. 398 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,666 Holy Shit! 399 00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,041 Look at this! 400 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,166 Jacobs? Who's that? 401 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,416 Wasn’t that the guy that invented 402 00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,291 blackjack moon rocks? 403 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:04,583 No. 404 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:08,375 But I remember that name from one of my history text books. 405 00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:12,583 As I recall, it had something to do with Arbor Day. 406 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,583 Bingo, kid! 407 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,666 Twenty years ago, Elmer Jacobs watched 408 00:22:18,041 --> 00:22:20,166 his parents being mutilated 409 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,250 by a grizzly bear. 410 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:27,583 Now, he’s a basket case in the looney bin at South Oaks. 411 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:32,250 Every year on Arbor Day his power grows. 412 00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:34,583 And one day he'll escape 413 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:38,291 and come back to the only place he knows. 414 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,250 This house. 415 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,166 And he'll come back 416 00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:43,625 for revenge. 417 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,125 He’ll come back 418 00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:46,333 TO KILL!!! 419 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,291 Charlie you IDIOT! 420 00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:49,083 [Charlie laughs] 421 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:52,666 C'mon guys, let's go in the house 422 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,500 before that nut comes back. 423 00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:54,500 [phone ring] 424 00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:56,166 Hello. 425 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:59,041 Yeah hi Honey, it’s me. 426 00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:01,083 Listen, I'm afraid I'm gonna hafta work late tonight. 427 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:03,458 But Honey, it’s Arbor Day. 428 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,500 I just put the turkey in the oven 429 00:24:05,666 --> 00:24:08,333 and Junior’s been waiting to plant that tree all day. 430 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:11,375 I know Honey. Don’t you think I’d rather be out planting a tree 431 00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:13,625 with my son than chasing after some whack job? 432 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:15,708 I'm sorry, dear. 433 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:19,291 It’s just that Arbor Day has always been so special to us. 434 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,416 Yeah I’m sorry too, Honey. 435 00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:23,625 But sometimes a man’s job has gotta come before 436 00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:25,000 his turkey dinner 437 00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:28,541 Even turkey with stuffing and brown gravy 438 00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:30,750 on a bed of corn niblets in butter 439 00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:33,500 and mashed potatoes with pearl onions 440 00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:36,125 and tender glazed green beans 441 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:37,791 smothered in Hollandaise sauce 442 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,083 and a hot peach cobbler 443 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:42,458 with a scoop of french vanilla ice cream and cool whip. 444 00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:45,708 I also maid some triscuits and cheese whiz. 445 00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:48,541 Well, maybe just a little nibble. 446 00:24:50,291 --> 00:24:52,250 [door opening] 447 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,625 [Pitbull] Holy horror show, man. 448 00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:59,208 [Charlie] [bad accent] Aye caramba 449 00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:01,625 they neeed 'ze new cleaning lady. 450 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,250 [Stacey] Uhh, this place is a mess. 451 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,125 [Jen] Oh my god. 452 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:12,375 [door closing] 453 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,750 [Pitbull] Whoa, the maid’s on vacation. 454 00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:24,374 [Charlie] This is NOT the Taj Mahal. 455 00:25:24,416 --> 00:25:26,041 You can say that again. 456 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,750 [Rachel] Stop it, don’t touch anything. 457 00:25:39,416 --> 00:25:40,666 This is disgusting. 458 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,750 This place is filthy 459 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:46,708 [click, click] 460 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,500 And the lights don’t work. 461 00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:51,625 Pitbull, why did you drag us out to this shack? 462 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,458 Don’t worry, Jen. 463 00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:55,083 In just a few minutes, 464 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:58,250 you'll be able to see by the light of my silvery bong. 465 00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:02,708 Hey Pitbull, why don't you try one of these beauties? 466 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:05,208 Whoa! Mintoid, Dude! 467 00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:11,458 [boom] 468 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:14,624 Whoa! 469 00:26:14,666 --> 00:26:17,375 [Charlie] [irritating laugh] 470 00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:18,333 [Rachel] Charlie! 471 00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:20,583 Maybe I'll just go look for the circuit breaker. 472 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:23,750 Considering this house is over 40 years old 473 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,750 it would be safe to assume a fuse box 474 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,583 would be located in the basement. 475 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:30,541 Well thank you Thomas Alva Edision. 476 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:33,250 This kid’s a regular Whine-stien. 477 00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:34,625 He’s just trying to be helpful. 478 00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:36,125 Yeah Charlie, lay off! 479 00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:38,500 Alright, look kid 480 00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:40,583 I’m sorry. 481 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:42,416 I'm not such a bad guy. 482 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:45,083 Let’s shake. 483 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,291 [buzz] 484 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:54,208 [Charlie] [irritating laugh] 485 00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:57,208 [Charlie] [bad accent] Aye caramba, Charlie 486 00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:59,416 Aye yai yai yai aye. 487 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:01,791 [Charlie] [irritating laugh] 488 00:27:02,166 --> 00:27:03,583 I guess I'll check the cellar. 489 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:07,750 [Charlie] irritating laugh] 490 00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:11,708 [door opening] 491 00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:21,166 [door closing] 492 00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:27,500 [eerie music] 493 00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:30,500 [door opening] 494 00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:32,583 [creak] 495 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:40,041 [door closing] 496 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,208 [door opening] 497 00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:49,708 [creak] 498 00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:57,750 [creaking steps] 499 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:11,375 [door opens] 500 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:18,083 [heavy footsteps] 501 00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:24,583 [Stacey] Fuses! My lucky day! 502 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:27,500 [clank] [splat] 503 00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:40,708 [squishes] 504 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:45,250 [splat] 505 00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:49,458 [squish] 506 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:52,375 [splat] 507 00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:53,416 [squish] 508 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:54,250 [splat] 509 00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:55,166 [squish] 510 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,041 [splat] 511 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:57,666 [squish] [splat] 512 00:28:57,708 --> 00:29:01,041 [squish, splat] 513 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,291 [splat] 514 00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:23,416 [sad music] 515 00:29:29,416 --> 00:29:33,041 No one understands poor Elmer 516 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:38,250 No one understands. 517 00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:43,750 Beneath that whacko killer 518 00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:45,500 There’s a frightened, 519 00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:48,166 gentle man. 520 00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:54,208 Denying people the love they need 521 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:58,708 is a selfish thing to do. 522 00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:02,250 If we're not sharing 523 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:04,625 and not caring 524 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,125 Perhaps we're killers too. 525 00:30:10,666 --> 00:30:14,333 Behind every killer 526 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:18,541 There’s a heck of a guy. 527 00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:21,250 Heck of a guy 528 00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:25,208 And behind every cloud 529 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:30,458 There’s a bright blue sky. 530 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,416 After coldest winter 531 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:39,125 comes the warm thaw of spring 532 00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:41,583 warm thaw of spring 533 00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:45,750 So take that troubled bird 534 00:30:46,125 --> 00:30:50,291 underneath your wing. 535 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:55,541 So to criticize poor Elmer 536 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,166 is unjust and unfair. 537 00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:06,583 Besides your parents were not 538 00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:10,333 killed by a grizzly bear. 539 00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:13,750 So there. 540 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:16,541 [music fades] 541 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,291 [Bobby] I’m telling you she’s dead! 542 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:20,666 It was horrible! 543 00:31:21,041 --> 00:31:24,375 Her viscera was smeared all over the basement. 544 00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:26,458 Stacey always had a lot of guts. [laughs] 545 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:29,083 Charlie, this is serious. 546 00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:31,083 OK if you don’t believe me 547 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:33,250 come downstairs and see for yourselves! 548 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,083 [Rachel] Bobby! 549 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:36,583 [mocking] If you don’t believe me 550 00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:38,791 Come downstairs and see for yourselves. 551 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,083 [door opening] 552 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:53,166 [Charlie] Na na na na! 553 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:56,125 Let Charlie P.I. investigate! 554 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,625 [laughs] 555 00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,250 I'm not going down there. 556 00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:03,250 Come on. I really wanna see that viscera thing. 557 00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:04,666 Really. 558 00:32:15,416 --> 00:32:17,666 [door opening] 559 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:27,666 [creaky steps] 560 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:39,250 Oh my GOD! 561 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:42,125 It's freezing down here. [laughs] 562 00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:43,375 I swear! 563 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,583 She was just here a second ago! 564 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:47,041 Hey Pitbull 565 00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:49,791 I think Bobby's been getting into some of your dope. 566 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,750 You better check your Shangri-La pills. 567 00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:53,458 See if one’s missing! 568 00:32:53,625 --> 00:32:56,000 [Pitbull] Hey, major uncool, squirt. 569 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,041 [Rachel] This isn't very funny, Bobby. 570 00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,208 [noise] 571 00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:00,750 [Jen] What the hell was that? 572 00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:02,125 [Charlie] I dunno. 573 00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:04,083 But it came from over there. 574 00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:08,250 [eerie music] 575 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:16,750 [footsteps on cement] 576 00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:28,750 [door opening] 577 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:31,666 [Charlie] [scream] [cat screech] 578 00:33:32,041 --> 00:33:33,541 [Jen] [laughs] What's the matter Charlie? 579 00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:35,375 Afraid of a little kitty cat? 580 00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:37,250 [Rachel] Oh he’s so cute. 581 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,250 [Pitbull] Hey, I’ve seen cuter pussies 582 00:33:39,416 --> 00:33:40,500 in my lifetime. 583 00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:42,625 [Charlie] [laughs] Good one, Pitbull! 584 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,458 [Rachel] I'm gonna call him Scruffy. 585 00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:47,250 [Charlie] [bad accent] I'm going to call you 586 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,750 ze numbskull! 587 00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:50,625 [Jen] Let’s go upstairs. 588 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,333 Stacey's probably outside somewhere. 589 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,625 [Charlie] Hey, the fusebox! 590 00:33:54,791 --> 00:33:58,500 And fuses! My lucky day! 591 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,000 [Jen] Let’s go upstairs! 592 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,000 Stacey's probably outside somewhere! 593 00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:06,458 [Charlie] What's wrong? 594 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,416 [Pitbull] No viscera, man. 595 00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:11,333 [Jen] Uhg. C'mon already. 596 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,000 [eerie bells] 597 00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:22,416 [door slam] 598 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:27,083 [Charlie] [annoying laugh] 599 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:31,083 Oh her viscera was smeared all over the basement. 600 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:34,208 Boo hoo hoo! [laughs] 601 00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:37,041 [Jen] You gotta be kidding me. 602 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:40,083 [Pitbull] Body hunting sure makes me thirsty. 603 00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:43,041 Yeah, I'm kinda parched myself. 604 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:47,083 [clears throat] [exaggerated] 605 00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:49,666 Anyone want a brewski? 606 00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:50,708 [Pitbull] No thanks, Champ. 607 00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:52,083 I got my own. 608 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:54,416 [Rachel] Nah, I'll have a soda though. 609 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:03,250 [fizzing] 610 00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:09,541 [Charlie] Here's your soda. 611 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:10,708 Thank you. 612 00:35:12,625 --> 00:35:13,583 [gulping] 613 00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:16,166 [screams] 614 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:18,500 [Charlie] [laughs] 615 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,708 [All] Charlie! 616 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:27,166 Holy smokes! What are those kids still doing there? 617 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:30,583 I warned them! The house... it's evil! 618 00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:32,291 Evil is everywhere! 619 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:34,208 Upstairs, downstairs 620 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:36,458 there's even a little bit under the sink there. 621 00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:39,375 What are they doing? Those kids, they never listen. 622 00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:41,416 The only way they'll their lesson is 623 00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:44,500 when that crazy killer comes. 624 00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:47,416 Then they'll know. And don't come crying to me 625 00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:50,541 when that happens cause I told you and you just 626 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:52,458 wouldn't listen. 627 00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:55,500 Holy smokes, that one there is really crazy. 628 00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:57,250 What’s he got on his hat there? 629 00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:59,583 Look at that one with his wild hair... 630 00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:02,125 he must be a Rock and Roller. 631 00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:03,625 I hate those kids! 632 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,541 [chugs] 633 00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,000 Those kids with their rock and roll and their 634 00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:13,125 blue suede shoes 635 00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:14,541 they need a good Finnegan pin 636 00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:15,708 that's what they need! 637 00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:18,041 [scream] 638 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,416 [whimper] 639 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:53,666 [choking sound] 640 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:58,583 [running water sound] 641 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:07,625 [gurgling] 642 00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:22,541 [pop] 643 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,083 [splash] 644 00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:27,458 [eerie bells] 645 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,458 [Detective] Hail Mary, who art in heaven 646 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,083 hallowed be thy father, uh. 647 00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:36,208 Give us this day our daily bread 648 00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:38,291 and uh, a little butter, too. 649 00:37:38,416 --> 00:37:39,291 Amen. 650 00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:45,041 [thud] 651 00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:48,541 Ahh, thank you, Honey. This stuff looks great. 652 00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:50,500 You must have been in the kitchen all day. 653 00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:53,000 Oh these peas look good. 654 00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,458 Yeah, you know you can't work a case on an empty stomach. 655 00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:57,250 Thank you, thank you. 656 00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,458 Boy this chicken looks terrific! 657 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,750 [hard rock music] 658 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:10,583 [music continues] 659 00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:57,625 [whish, chop] 660 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,666 [buzz] [punch] 661 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,541 [roaring flame] 662 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:08,416 [clank] 663 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,708 [music fades] 664 00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:23,708 Would you like the last piece? 665 00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:25,583 I don’t know if I should. 666 00:40:26,666 --> 00:40:29,041 Ah, what the hell, it's Arbor Day. 667 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:38,750 [bad accent] Gee Rachel, 668 00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:42,083 Your brother is ze loco! [laughs] 669 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:44,208 I don’t know, this is so unlike him. 670 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,750 Something must have given him a pretty bad scare. 671 00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:50,291 Well a little shot of my lightning lotus liquid 672 00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:52,208 should calm him right down. 673 00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:55,041 I don’t know you guys, it’s getting kind of dark out. 674 00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:56,708 I wonder where Stacey is. 675 00:40:57,083 --> 00:40:59,083 Yeah. And Scruffy's missing too. 676 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,250 Gee, I’m getting kind of worried. 677 00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:03,541 I’m gonna go out and look for her. 678 00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:05,583 [creaky door] 679 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:09,166 Scruffy? 680 00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:12,291 Scruffy? 681 00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:15,750 Scruff? 682 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:25,625 Scruffy? 683 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:30,750 [sounds to call cat] 684 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:33,375 [owl hoot] 685 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,750 [deep breath] 686 00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:40,541 Scruffy? 687 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,041 Scruff? 688 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,333 Ya crazy cat! 689 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:49,458 Scruff? 690 00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:54,416 Scruffy? 691 00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:58,125 [sounds to call cat] 692 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,625 [music swell] 693 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:03,291 Scruff? 694 00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:05,250 Where are ya? 695 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,416 OH GEEZE! 696 00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:09,083 [drum hits] 697 00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:11,416 [crash] 698 00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:13,750 [small engine] 699 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,750 [gasp] 700 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:18,083 [engine revs] 701 00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:22,975 Help! 702 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,125 HELP!!! 703 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,583 HELP!!!!! 704 00:42:26,666 --> 00:42:28,500 Charlie! Cut the shit. 705 00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:30,000 It’s not funny anymore. 706 00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:32,708 [engine revs] 707 00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:36,125 [screams] Help me! 708 00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:44,541 [screams] HELP! HELP! HELP! 709 00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:46,541 [engine stops] 710 00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:49,250 He ran out of gas. 711 00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:53,083 [laughs] You ran out of gas! 712 00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:54,625 You ran out of gas!!!! 713 00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:57,125 [bad accent] He ran out of ze gas! 714 00:42:57,291 --> 00:43:00,500 [annoying laughs] 715 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:03,791 [splat, squirt] 716 00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:10,500 [eerie musical dirge] 717 00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:17,208 I don’t know, Jen. Maybe there is something wrong. 718 00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,083 I mean, first that weirdo 719 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:21,125 and now everybody is disappearing. 720 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:22,708 Where’s Pitbull? 721 00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:26,083 We’re all alone in this deserted house. 722 00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:42,583 [dialing] 723 00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:47,583 Hello, Operator? 724 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,166 Can you get me the police? 725 00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:52,041 Seventh precinct. 726 00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:57,500 [threatening music] [footsteps] 727 00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,375 [metal grind] 728 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:06,208 No, seventh precinct. 729 00:44:07,666 --> 00:44:08,666 I'll wait. 730 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:14,083 Hello, seventh precinct? 731 00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:17,250 [snip] [electric buzz] 732 00:44:19,583 --> 00:44:20,416 [shears drop] 733 00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:24,333 [Jen] It’s just the lights. 734 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:27,583 Yes, can I speak to Officer Bradley? 735 00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:38,250 Hi snuggles. 736 00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:42,666 [crickets] 737 00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:48,791 [metal screech] 738 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:56,166 Of course. 739 00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:58,625 Do you miss me? 740 00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:01,291 [laughs] 741 00:45:04,583 --> 00:45:06,250 Just me and Rachel. 742 00:45:07,166 --> 00:45:08,541 All alone 743 00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:10,708 in this dark old house 744 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,583 with nothing to do. 745 00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:16,583 Say, what time do you get off? 746 00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:20,083 You're already off? 747 00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:25,083 Why don’t you and Jimmy Hamilton 748 00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:27,083 slip on by here? 749 00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:29,666 [hatchet on brick] 750 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:42,416 [dirt kick] 751 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:47,083 [dirt kick] 752 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,083 You have a date? 753 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,083 What do you mean you have a date?!!!! 754 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:05,166 [click] [nothing] 755 00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:07,250 [click, click, click] 756 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:11,208 [dirt thrown] 757 00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:17,416 What is some whore you busted out in front of the coffee shop? 758 00:46:18,583 --> 00:46:20,250 No you shut up! 759 00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:25,666 You wish! 760 00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:28,375 [tape tear] 761 00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:47,666 [click] [motor] 762 00:46:48,041 --> 00:46:49,041 [muffled motor] 763 00:46:49,375 --> 00:46:50,541 That’ll be the day! 764 00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:53,541 I wouldn’t call for your help 765 00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:56,333 if there was a homicidal maniac trying to kill me! 766 00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:58,083 I hate you!! 767 00:46:58,375 --> 00:46:59,666 OOH I HATE YOU!!! 768 00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:01,250 [wire tear] 769 00:47:02,375 --> 00:47:03,583 [Rachel] [whistles] 770 00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:06,083 I think I’ll go see what Bobby’s doing. 771 00:47:08,291 --> 00:47:10,541 [door creak] 772 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:14,291 Bobby? 773 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,583 Bobby? 774 00:47:18,666 --> 00:47:19,708 Bobby? 775 00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:21,250 [eerie music] 776 00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:22,708 Bobby? 777 00:47:24,125 --> 00:47:25,208 [whispers] Bobby? 778 00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:31,750 [music builds] 779 00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:34,041 Bobby? 780 00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:35,641 [beeps] 781 00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:37,083 [trap closing] 782 00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:39,791 [Rachel] [sighs] 783 00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:43,458 Help with this! 784 00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:50,208 What are you doing, Bobby! 785 00:47:50,375 --> 00:47:52,291 The way Stacey's organs were torn out 786 00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:55,208 would indicate a creature of super human strength. 787 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:58,041 We'll need something to combat this aberration. 788 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,208 Stop talking that nonsense. 789 00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:01,375 The only psycho here 790 00:48:01,541 --> 00:48:03,416 is the one you've created in your subconscious. 791 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,583 Then please explain. Where is everybody? 792 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:07,375 I don’t know, they’re around somewhere. 793 00:48:07,541 --> 00:48:09,500 No they're not. They’re dead! I know it! 794 00:48:09,666 --> 00:48:11,583 Bobby, I promise you they're ok. 795 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:13,541 I'll go upstairs and find them right now. 796 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:15,291 Please don’t go, sis! 797 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:17,666 Alright Bobby, relax. I won’t go anywhere. 798 00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,541 I’m gonna find the bathroom. 799 00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:26,583 [motor] 800 00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:28,250 [snip] 801 00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:45,166 [creaky stairs] 802 00:48:46,750 --> 00:48:49,583 This place gives me the creeps. 803 00:48:53,083 --> 00:48:54,666 [eerie music] 804 00:48:55,041 --> 00:48:57,000 Who's idea was this anyway? 805 00:49:01,083 --> 00:49:02,541 Looks safe enough. 806 00:49:05,541 --> 00:49:08,583 Hello? Anybody home? 807 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:14,791 [door knob rattle] 808 00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,250 A bathroom! 809 00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:33,083 [click] 810 00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:34,750 with a light that works! 811 00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:36,750 And a mirror. 812 00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:41,375 It’s still disgusting 813 00:49:41,541 --> 00:49:43,041 like everything else in this house. 814 00:49:48,666 --> 00:49:50,458 [drum hits] 815 00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:03,333 [music builds] 816 00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:27,291 [smack] [scream] 817 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,583 You asshole! 818 00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:30,416 [Pitbull] What’s up, Jen? 819 00:50:30,583 --> 00:50:33,375 You scared the shit out of me. Where the hell you been? 820 00:50:33,541 --> 00:50:35,666 I was just out back whipping up some pleasure pills. 821 00:50:36,041 --> 00:50:37,166 Care to join me? 822 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:39,250 Sure. 823 00:50:39,416 --> 00:50:42,083 Maybe we can whip up some pleasure of our own. 824 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:44,416 Cool. 825 00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:48,416 [moans] [crickets] 826 00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:51,333 [kissing] 827 00:50:55,291 --> 00:50:56,666 So uh, 828 00:50:59,166 --> 00:51:01,083 why do they call you Pitbull? 829 00:51:01,541 --> 00:51:03,208 Because I grab on 830 00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:05,625 and never let go. 831 00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:10,083 [Jen] [moans] 832 00:51:10,416 --> 00:51:15,166 [wheelbarrow rolling] 833 00:51:17,041 --> 00:51:19,083 [kissing] 834 00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:23,125 [wheelbarrow rolling] 835 00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:24,750 [owl hoot] 836 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,458 [wheelbarrow rolling] 837 00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:33,333 [owls hooting] 838 00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:41,500 [wheelbarrow rolling] 839 00:51:42,583 --> 00:51:44,250 Oh Pitbull. 840 00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:49,416 [moans] Oh Pitbull. 841 00:51:50,416 --> 00:51:52,416 Ooh, Pitbull. 842 00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:55,708 [pleasure moans] 843 00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:58,666 Pitbull? 844 00:51:59,041 --> 00:51:59,750 Oh Jen. 845 00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:02,250 Pitbull?!! 846 00:52:02,416 --> 00:52:03,166 Jen! 847 00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:04,500 PITBULL?!!! 848 00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:05,333 Jen! 849 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:10,083 [Horrific shriek] 850 00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:11,500 [Pitbull} Excellent! 851 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:14,250 [thud] [squish] 852 00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:16,125 Ooh, squashed like a bug! 853 00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:24,625 [television] The road to the City of Emeralds 854 00:52:24,791 --> 00:52:26,333 is paved with yellow brick. 855 00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:29,333 [Munchkins] It’s paved with yellow bricks. 856 00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,458 Let Dorothy go to the city of Emeralds. 857 00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:32,791 Perhaps the Great Oz will help you. 858 00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:34,500 The Great Oz. 859 00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:36,333 It is a long journey through a country 860 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:39,208 that is sometimes dark and terrible! 861 00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,416 Wait a minute! 862 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:43,333 Is that Billy Barty? 863 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:46,750 [socket wrench] 864 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:49,750 [boom] 865 00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:53,208 See Bobby, that must be them upstairs. 866 00:52:58,041 --> 00:52:58,641 [splat] 867 00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:00,791 No it’s not. It’s him! 868 00:53:01,416 --> 00:53:02,083 Who? 869 00:53:02,416 --> 00:53:03,250 Elmer! 870 00:53:03,416 --> 00:53:05,416 Don’t be silly, Bobby. I'm going upstairs. 871 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:06,500 Don’t go! 872 00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:08,458 Bobby, I’ll be right back! 873 00:53:12,416 --> 00:53:13,666 [door opening] 874 00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:15,250 You guys? 875 00:53:18,208 --> 00:53:18,808 [door closing] 876 00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:22,041 [door opening] 877 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:25,166 [door closing] 878 00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:29,416 Hello? 879 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:31,708 Guys? 880 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:34,666 C'mon guys 881 00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:36,291 this isn’t funny anymore. 882 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:40,000 Hello? Guys? 883 00:53:44,083 --> 00:53:46,333 [eerie music] 884 00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:48,458 You guys? 885 00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:55,500 C'mon guys. [doorknob rattles] 886 00:53:57,666 --> 00:53:59,291 [doorknob rattles] 887 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:06,683 Guys? 888 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:13,791 Guys? 889 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:20,791 Guys? 890 00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:29,291 [music builds] 891 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:30,791 Guys? 892 00:54:36,625 --> 00:54:39,375 C'mon you guys, I know you’re up here. 893 00:54:39,541 --> 00:54:41,500 I heard you from downstairs. 894 00:54:42,541 --> 00:54:44,041 It isn’t funny anymore. 895 00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:51,333 Hello? 896 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:54,416 C'mon guys! Me and Bobby are gonna go home. 897 00:54:55,416 --> 00:54:56,333 [sighs] 898 00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:59,500 Gosh, it stinks up here. 899 00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:01,416 What is that smell? 900 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:03,083 [screams] 901 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:06,416 [intense music] 902 00:55:15,375 --> 00:55:16,750 [music stops] 903 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:20,583 [exhales] 904 00:55:26,041 --> 00:55:27,333 [gasp] [thud] 905 00:55:32,333 --> 00:55:33,125 [squish] 906 00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:35,500 [eerie music] 907 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:36,791 [scream] 908 00:55:38,583 --> 00:55:39,583 [shriek] 909 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,083 [gasp] 910 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:48,750 [thuds down stairs] 911 00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:50,416 Uhg. 912 00:55:52,041 --> 00:55:55,000 [grunt] 913 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,416 [scream] 914 00:56:10,791 --> 00:56:12,583 Oh, Charlie. 915 00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:13,625 Thank God it’s you. 916 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,416 I don’t know what’s going on. 917 00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:17,708 I was just upstairs. Everybody's dead. 918 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:19,708 Charlie? 919 00:56:20,458 --> 00:56:21,416 Charlie? 920 00:56:22,041 --> 00:56:23,250 [scream] 921 00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:27,208 [door opening] [door closing] 922 00:56:29,083 --> 00:56:29,750 Bobby! 923 00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:31,750 [banging] Bobby! 924 00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:38,250 [snap] 925 00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:42,458 [scream] 926 00:56:45,291 --> 00:56:45,891 [scream] 927 00:56:49,125 --> 00:56:49,725 [water spill] 928 00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:51,250 [scream] 929 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:56,083 [scream] 930 00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:00,583 [scream] 931 00:57:04,416 --> 00:57:07,291 [driving music] 932 00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:19,708 [choking] 933 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:47,208 [squish] 934 00:57:49,208 --> 00:57:50,250 [squish] 935 00:57:52,708 --> 00:57:54,083 [doorknob rattle] 936 00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:54,850 [scream] 937 00:57:58,750 --> 00:57:59,500 Come on! 938 00:58:00,375 --> 00:58:01,291 [scream] 939 00:58:04,208 --> 00:58:04,808 Come on! 940 00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:05,750 Help! 941 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:07,791 [scream] 942 00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:11,333 [scream] 943 00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:15,083 [tear] 944 00:58:18,583 --> 00:58:20,750 [knocking] 945 00:58:22,250 --> 00:58:23,166 [scream] 946 00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:26,225 [scream] 947 00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:33,750 [Elmer] Ewww. Ahhrg. Yuck 948 00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:36,333 Yuck. 949 00:58:37,208 --> 00:58:40,416 [door closing] [music stops] 950 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,750 [music rises] 951 00:58:44,541 --> 00:58:46,041 [orchestra hit] [scream] 952 00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:50,625 [slaps] 953 00:58:53,791 --> 00:58:55,416 [scream] 954 00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:58,208 [banjo playing] 955 00:58:59,333 --> 00:59:03,583 [Rachel] [crying] 956 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:09,166 [sobbing] 957 00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:11,416 I don’t know. 958 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:13,750 I just can't figure this one out. 959 00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:17,458 What’s a five letter word for bottle-cap? 960 00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:21,750 I thought you were working on that case? 961 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:23,666 Ahh that’s a lost cause. 962 00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:26,208 How would I know where some half-baked screwball 963 00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:27,666 is gonna turn up? 964 00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:31,375 [Television] There's no place like home. 965 00:59:31,541 --> 00:59:33,291 There’s no place like home. 966 00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:35,625 There's no place like home. 967 00:59:36,416 --> 00:59:38,083 There's no place like home. 968 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:43,750 HOME! 969 00:59:44,541 --> 00:59:46,708 [sobbing] 970 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:50,416 [tense music] 971 00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:54,250 [sobbing] 972 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:01,250 [sobbing] 973 01:00:04,375 --> 01:00:05,125 [music stops] 974 01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:09,750 [dreamlike music] 975 01:00:11,625 --> 01:00:13,250 [harp] 976 01:00:14,125 --> 01:00:17,250 [birds chirping] 977 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:34,750 [harp] [dreamlike music stops] 978 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:36,500 Nah. 979 01:01:37,416 --> 01:01:38,750 [tense music] 980 01:01:39,125 --> 01:01:42,416 [Rachel sobbing] 981 01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:50,250 [machine noise growing] 982 01:01:54,416 --> 01:01:55,166 [door slam] 983 01:01:56,333 --> 01:01:59,666 [chimes] [heroic music] 984 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:04,250 [hoe drops] 985 01:02:09,041 --> 01:02:11,291 [machine noise] 986 01:02:12,791 --> 01:02:17,750 I'm gonna mulch your ass you psychotic freak! 987 01:02:21,166 --> 01:02:22,708 [squish 988 01:02:23,416 --> 01:02:25,041 [Rachel screams] BOBBY! 989 01:02:27,083 --> 01:02:30,416 [smoke puffs out] [machine off] 990 01:02:30,583 --> 01:02:33,541 [Rachel sobbing] 991 01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:51,083 [falling down stairs] 992 01:02:52,708 --> 01:02:55,708 [Rachel sobbing] [tense music] 993 01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:01,166 [boom] 994 01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:02,500 [body landing] 995 01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:20,375 [sobbing] 996 01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:29,625 [scary music accent] 997 01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:32,225 [sobbing] 998 01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:45,291 [tense music] 999 01:03:51,541 --> 01:03:52,416 [scream] 1000 01:03:55,250 --> 01:03:56,125 [scream] 1001 01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:01,850 [scream] 1002 01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:05,208 [door opening] 1003 01:04:06,583 --> 01:04:08,083 [machine gun] 1004 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:10,250 [machine gun] 1005 01:04:10,708 --> 01:04:11,625 [machine gun] [squish] 1006 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:12,666 [splat] 1007 01:04:15,583 --> 01:04:16,291 [door closing] 1008 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,625 [sliding] 1009 01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:21,708 [music stops] 1010 01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:26,083 [sobbing] 1011 01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,166 [more sobs] 1012 01:04:31,375 --> 01:04:33,250 [still sobbing] 1013 01:04:41,791 --> 01:04:43,750 [Detective] What’s the matter honey? 1014 01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:46,666 [Rachel sobbing] 1015 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:48,375 Alright, come on. 1016 01:04:48,541 --> 01:04:49,666 [Rachel sobs] 1017 01:04:50,041 --> 01:04:51,166 [Detective] I’m gonna get you out of here. 1018 01:04:51,791 --> 01:04:54,375 It’s all over. Come on, everything's ok. 1019 01:04:55,708 --> 01:04:57,583 It's gonna be alright. Come on. 1020 01:04:58,458 --> 01:04:59,458 [Rachel sobs] 1021 01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:01,541 Everything's fine. It’s over. It’s over. 1022 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:03,375 Relax. 1023 01:05:06,125 --> 01:05:08,416 [Rachel] [sobbing] 1024 01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:13,708 He’s dead. I’m telling you. 1025 01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:16,666 Damn dames. 1026 01:05:17,041 --> 01:05:18,208 Just get so emotional. 1027 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,250 [music accent] 1028 01:05:22,250 --> 01:05:23,166 Uhhh. 1029 01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:24,750 Sargent Friday? 1030 01:05:25,708 --> 01:05:27,666 [action music] 1031 01:05:28,041 --> 01:05:28,666 [scream] 1032 01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:32,708 [Detective] [grunt] 1033 01:05:38,166 --> 01:05:40,583 [choking] 1034 01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:52,583 [Detective] [screams] 1035 01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:05,808 [choking] 1036 01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:07,583 [buzzer] [punch] 1037 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:08,458 [thump] 1038 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:12,250 [winding] 1039 01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:13,708 [ticking] 1040 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:16,541 Come on, Honey, let's get out of here. 1041 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:19,125 [door opening] 1042 01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:21,333 [ticking] 1043 01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:25,250 [banging] 1044 01:06:25,416 --> 01:06:26,458 [ticking] 1045 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,333 [Detective] Move! 1046 01:06:29,416 --> 01:06:31,125 [banging] 1047 01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:33,708 [door opening] [Detective] Come on! 1048 01:06:33,750 --> 01:06:36,541 [ticking] 1049 01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:43,083 [explosion] 1050 01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:45,166 [debris falling] 1051 01:06:45,333 --> 01:06:47,416 [roaring fire] 1052 01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:57,083 [keys jingling] 1053 01:07:11,666 --> 01:07:12,625 [finger snaps] 1054 01:07:16,083 --> 01:07:17,625 Honey, you gotta snap out of it. 1055 01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:19,583 It’s all over now. 1056 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:20,666 He’s dead. 1057 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,250 Everything's gonna be fine. 1058 01:07:22,416 --> 01:07:23,416 I’m gonna take you home. 1059 01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:29,333 Hey, you like cheese whiz? 1060 01:07:30,166 --> 01:07:32,250 My wife, she makes the best cheese whiz 1061 01:07:32,625 --> 01:07:33,625 [choking] 1062 01:07:33,708 --> 01:07:34,583 [Rachel] [scream] 1063 01:07:36,416 --> 01:07:37,583 [choking] 1064 01:07:46,041 --> 01:07:47,666 [squish] 1065 01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:50,166 [sliding down vinyl] 1066 01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:53,333 [Detective] Come on! Let’s get out of here! 1067 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,083 [car door opening] 1068 01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:00,750 [crickets] 1069 01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:01,850 [music accent] 1070 01:08:02,083 --> 01:08:03,083 [Detective and Rachel] [scream] 1071 01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:04,541 [Detective] Get out of here! 1072 01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:10,125 Alright looney toon 1073 01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:11,541 [karate music] 1074 01:08:11,708 --> 01:08:13,375 I’m sick of messing around with you. 1075 01:08:13,625 --> 01:08:15,416 Your bark is worse than your bite. 1076 01:08:17,416 --> 01:08:19,583 I'm gonna chop you down to size 1077 01:08:20,291 --> 01:08:23,250 with my Beaver style Kung Fu. 1078 01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:26,166 Timber. 1079 01:08:27,291 --> 01:08:28,000 [karate kick] 1080 01:08:31,666 --> 01:08:33,333 [whooshing] 1081 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,208 [thump] 1082 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:39,666 [karate strikes and blocks] 1083 01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:46,708 [Detective] [exhales] 1084 01:08:47,083 --> 01:08:48,541 He's Kung Fu is very good. 1085 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:52,583 [karate strikes and blocks] 1086 01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:57,291 [boxing bell] 1087 01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:00,683 [punch] 1088 01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:04,750 C'mon, right here. 1089 01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:06,666 You're nothing. C'mon! 1090 01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:14,250 [punch, punch, punch] 1091 01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:22,625 [Elmer] [slo-mo roar] 1092 01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:36,250 [impact] 1093 01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:45,791 [struggling] 1094 01:10:01,625 --> 01:10:02,750 [scream] 1095 01:10:04,041 --> 01:10:05,000 [dice roll] [game piece moving] 1096 01:10:06,416 --> 01:10:07,125 [Detective] Damn. 1097 01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:12,333 [dice roll] [game piece moving] 1098 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:13,458 C'mon. Gimme. 1099 01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:19,541 [dice roll] [game piece moving] 1100 01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:21,708 Uhg. God damn! 1101 01:10:22,083 --> 01:10:23,041 Come on. 1102 01:10:23,208 --> 01:10:25,041 [dice roll] YES! Yes! 1103 01:10:25,208 --> 01:10:26,458 Two hotels on Boardwalk! 1104 01:10:26,625 --> 01:10:27,666 That's two thousand dollars! 1105 01:10:28,041 --> 01:10:28,641 Two thousand! 1106 01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:29,791 Come on, come on. Gimme the money! 1107 01:10:30,166 --> 01:10:31,625 Oh what’s the matter? You don't have enough? 1108 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,083 Ooh, maybe you’ll have to mortgage your railroads! 1109 01:10:34,250 --> 01:10:34,850 Ha ha. 1110 01:10:36,083 --> 01:10:37,333 Ah ha ha ha. 1111 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,583 I’ll see you in the poor house, Elmer. 1112 01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:41,583 [game pieces cleared] Hey! What are you doing? 1113 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:43,250 You sore loser! [boom] 1114 01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,333 [scream] 1115 01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:49,791 [tense music] 1116 01:10:56,250 --> 01:10:57,041 [door slam] 1117 01:10:59,291 --> 01:11:03,166 [short breaths] 1118 01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:04,625 Where are the keys? 1119 01:11:06,125 --> 01:11:06,750 [scream] 1120 01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:09,083 [whimpering] 1121 01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:11,250 [window rolling up] 1122 01:11:11,416 --> 01:11:12,625 [squish] 1123 01:11:16,791 --> 01:11:17,625 [car door] 1124 01:11:18,291 --> 01:11:19,708 [banging on roof] 1125 01:11:21,333 --> 01:11:21,933 [trunk opening] 1126 01:11:26,416 --> 01:11:27,291 [trunk slam] 1127 01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:33,625 [liquid splashing] 1128 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,083 [banging on roof] 1129 01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:39,750 [liquid splashing] 1130 01:11:42,250 --> 01:11:43,666 [banging on roof] 1131 01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:45,250 [match strike] 1132 01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:48,208 [roaring fire] 1133 01:11:58,750 --> 01:11:59,583 [Rachel] Detective! 1134 01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,625 Come on! Get up! 1135 01:12:03,041 --> 01:12:03,750 GET UP! 1136 01:12:05,125 --> 01:12:07,083 [breaking glass] 1137 01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,416 [scream] 1138 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,750 [roar] 1139 01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:22,291 Oh boy. 1140 01:12:22,458 --> 01:12:24,500 He really looks looks pissed now! 1141 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:30,125 [roar] 1142 01:12:35,541 --> 01:12:36,583 [growling 1143 01:12:40,166 --> 01:12:41,583 [music intensifies] 1144 01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:44,125 [growling] [tearing] 1145 01:12:46,041 --> 01:12:48,500 [growling] [tearing] 1146 01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:53,583 [squish] [splat] 1147 01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:56,666 [squish] [splat] 1148 01:12:57,166 --> 01:12:58,374 [roar] 1149 01:12:58,416 --> 01:12:59,416 [big splat] 1150 01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:03,250 [drum hits] 1151 01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:05,250 [music fades] 1152 01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:07,208 [crackling fire] 1153 01:13:12,041 --> 01:13:13,041 Whew. 1154 01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:14,750 Thanks a lot, Smokey. 1155 01:13:15,083 --> 01:13:16,500 No problem, Detective. 1156 01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:19,666 Valuable acres of forest are lost every year 1157 01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:22,375 by man’s careless handling of fire. 1158 01:13:22,541 --> 01:13:24,666 If people would just take the time to 1159 01:13:25,041 --> 01:13:28,750 make sure that their matches, cigarettes or campfires are out 1160 01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:31,416 we could all avoid the needless destruction 1161 01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:35,166 of one of the planet's most valued natural resources 1162 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:36,708 the forest! 1163 01:13:38,708 --> 01:13:40,250 So, whadda ya say 1164 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:42,208 ya give me a hand? 1165 01:13:42,708 --> 01:13:43,333 Uhh, 1166 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:45,083 Yeah, sure. 1167 01:13:45,416 --> 01:13:48,083 C'mon, the fire is spreading! 1168 01:13:48,416 --> 01:13:49,583 [thunder] 1169 01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:52,416 [sigh] 1170 01:13:52,583 --> 01:13:54,375 Must be my lucky day. 1171 01:14:05,291 --> 01:14:06,208 Oh, Detective. 1172 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,083 You must be here to see Rachel. 1173 01:14:08,625 --> 01:14:11,458 Yeah, is she going to be ok, Doc? 1174 01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,000 Oh. 1175 01:14:15,166 --> 01:14:16,791 My cd's are about to mature. 1176 01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:19,291 Well does that mean she's gonna be alright? 1177 01:14:20,541 --> 01:14:22,791 Oh, well she’s a remarkable girl. 1178 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:26,375 I'm sure someday she'll be able to put this tragedy behind her. 1179 01:14:26,541 --> 01:14:30,208 Of course, Arbor Day will never be the same for her. 1180 01:14:30,583 --> 01:14:33,125 It will never be the same for me either, Doc. 1181 01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:36,766 Hey! 1182 01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:38,458 How about a quick nine? 1183 01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:39,583 Sounds good. 1184 01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:47,250 [door closing] [eerie music] 1185 01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:04,250 [scary bells] 1186 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:10,000 [music fades] 1187 01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:14,250 He meant all that with those two words? 1188 01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:16,083 No. 1189 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:18,250 I just made it up. 1190 01:15:18,416 --> 01:15:21,750 [both laugh] 1191 01:15:22,416 --> 01:15:24,375 No man could mean so much 1192 01:15:24,541 --> 01:15:26,041 by two words. 1193 01:15:26,208 --> 01:15:27,416 Excuse me, sir? 1194 01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:29,583 I found more stuff in the vault. 1195 01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:32,625 Throw it on the fire with the rest. 1196 01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:34,208 Ok. 1197 01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:41,083 [crackling fire] 1198 01:16:00,083 --> 01:16:01,583 [moody music] 1199 01:16:02,416 --> 01:16:04,416 [kettle drum roll] 1200 01:16:05,083 --> 01:16:07,458 [orchestral crescendo 1201 01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:24,416 [dramatic music] 1202 01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:32,750 [moody dirge] 1203 01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:40,541 [three note finale] [thunder] 1204 01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:42,416 [Arbor Day Theme] 1205 01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:43,625 [whoosh] [clank] 1206 01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:57,083 Every year when the leaves turn green 1207 01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:02,666 You wanna blow off school, you wanna let off steam. 1208 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:08,416 'Cause you hate your job and you hate your old man 1209 01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:11,291 they don’t wanna ROCK! They don’t understand 1210 01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:13,666 that it’s ARBOR DAY 1211 01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:16,416 A time to grow 1212 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,750 'Cause it’s Arbor Day 1213 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,250 A time to reap what you sow. 1214 01:17:29,708 --> 01:17:33,375 My fruit is ripe and my branches strong 1215 01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:39,250 And I'll plant anybody who does me wrong. 1216 01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:45,083 Now I got some beer and I got some weed 1217 01:17:45,250 --> 01:17:48,000 What better day to plant my seed 1218 01:17:48,166 --> 01:17:50,250 than on ARBOR DAY 1219 01:17:51,541 --> 01:17:53,625 A time to grow 1220 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,291 'Cause it’s Arbor Day 1221 01:17:57,541 --> 01:17:59,750 A time to reap what you sow. 1222 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:05,166 [smoking guitar solo 1223 01:18:06,291 --> 01:18:08,416 [whizzing down the frets] 1224 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:12,416 [guitar melting finale] 1225 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,500 Sometimes you gotta stand up 1226 01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:18,250 for the things that you believe 1227 01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:21,416 Stand as tall as trees 1228 01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:24,583 Kill the enemies like weeds! 1229 01:18:24,750 --> 01:18:28,375 So I prune a bush in my baby's park 1230 01:18:30,666 --> 01:18:34,291 and my stem is hard, I want to make her bark. 1231 01:18:36,625 --> 01:18:39,500 'Cause she cuts my roots and she sets me free 1232 01:18:39,666 --> 01:18:42,750 She taps my sap like a maple tree. 1233 01:18:43,083 --> 01:18:44,750 And it’s ARBOR DAY 1234 01:18:45,458 --> 01:18:47,583 A time to grow. 1235 01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:51,416 'Cause its Arbor Day 1236 01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:55,041 A time to reap what you sow. 1237 01:18:55,416 --> 01:18:58,250 Arbor Day 1238 01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:04,083 [music fades] 1239 01:19:06,750 --> 01:19:08,416 [Detective] It's all over now, he’s dead. 1240 01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:10,458 [thunder] 1241 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:11,625 [thunder] 1242 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,000 [scary bells] 1243 01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:14,750 You're doomed! Doomed!